billy crystal

• Question:-What was the name of the Billy Crystal stand up on video during the middle to late 80's?
  What I remember from it was Billy Crystal had a picture of a dog with the tongue cut out of the picture & he stuck his tongue thru the hole, he also did a dog walking on his hind legs? Does anyone know the name of this video?
  
  Answer:-If it's the one I'm thinking of, it has him talking about playing cards & having "FOUR aces"...hilarious video...sorry, I cannot remember for the life of me. I'd love to watch that again myself.
  
  Could it have been Midnight Train To Moscow, A Comic's Line or Don't Get Me Started???
  http://www.allmovie.com/work/billy-crystal-a-comics-line-5635
• Question:-What was that movie that Billy Crystal was practicing what he would tell his boss or new boss that the lowest?
  What was that movie that Billy Crystal was practicing what he would tell his boss or new boss that the lowest amount of money he would take as a salary?
  
  Answer:-I don't know, but you might want to check out his filmography on IMDB:
  
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000345/
• Question:-Is it my imagination, or does it seem that only Yankee haters are making a big deal about Billy Crystal?
  I think too many fans are making such a big deal about the Yankees allowing Billy Crystal to play one game with his favorite team. It's only spring training. Don't fans realize that it was for one game. If Red Sox were to allow Ben Afleck or Matt Damon to suit up for one game, would the same haters react the same way? It's spring training so all you haters, why don't you give it a rest already.
  
  Answer:-Seriously! I just thought it was a fun story and I enjoyed it. If it had been Bill Murray with the Cubs, I would have thought it was hilarious.
• Question:-What position will Billy Crystal play on Thursday?
  I think its cool that we signed him to a one day deal. Remember when Oakland offered Ricky Henderson the same thing 2 years back? he wanted to finish his career as a A. But we Billy Crystal we should see alot of people at that game. But i wish it was on espn. That would be sweet.
  
  Answer:-At age 60, I doubt that the Yankees will take a chance at putting him in the infield. His reaction time would not be enough to protect himself from a hard hit ball. I'm guessing the outfield. Either center field or right field. Center would be better because he won't have to deal with line drives pulled down the line. Those are the hardest hit balls.
  
  I hope he does well. And to all the critics who have been bashing him all day..........get a life!
• Question:-Billy Crystal????????
  Is this a joke or what?? How can you let a celebrity sign a contact with your major league club???? Wheres the respect for your organization and your players in it??? Yanks ya'll are weird
  
  Answer:-It's just a publicity stunt. Nothing will come of it.
• Question:-Where can I find a good copy of the 1984 Baseball Skit from SNL w/ Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest?
  Where can I find a good copy of the 1984 Baseball Skit from SNL w/ Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest as Leonard "The Rooster" Willoughby & "King Carl" Johnson?
  
  Answer:-I also want to see the answers
• Question:-Do you think Billy Crystal was short changed?
  Do you think with his one day contract that Billy Crystal be allowed to play the full game? Or was Johnny Dammon complaining about the day off? I think if he got the normal three at bats he could have got a hit and done something with his time.
  
  Answer:-Yeah, I was kind of disappointed to see he only got one chance at the plate myself.
• Question:-is billy crystal funniest man in baseball?
  today billy crystal played for the yankees, one at bat ,and he struck out .but did make contact once, after the game in a interveiw. he was asked if there were any other fantasy he wanted to do. he said, yes the governer its open !
  
  Answer:-by reputation, he was the funniest man in baseball.....for one day
• Question:-What do you think about the Yankees signing Billy Crystal for a day?
  I think this is funny.
  
  I know a lot of you are going to say its a joke and its not funny, but our beloved Yankees never do anything like this so its nice to see them do something like this.
  
  Hopefully he starts in CF....so we can say that DiMaggio, Mantle, Bernie, and CRYSTAL have played CF for the Yankees.
  
  Answer:-Well... he is a little taller than Eddie Gaedel.
• Question:-Can Billy Crystal actually say he played for the New York Yankees, albeit for only a part of one game?
  Even if he only played for the team for a few minutes an an actual game, that's awesome!
  
  Answer:-While he didn't play in a regular season game, he can definitely say he played with the Yankees, just not that he made their roster.

family circus

• Question:-What are some simple ideas for family circus act?
  I am looking for ideas for my family, there are my parents, me (21) and 3 sisters (16, 11, and 8) We have our family reunion/party next weekend and it's Circus themed. SO, we need a simple Circus act that we can do. It can be funny, or something really cool but simple and cheap is what we want! If you have any ideas please let me know!
  
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• Question:-What is your opinion of Family Circus cartoons?
  Bill Keane, the creator of Family Circus. has just passed away.
  
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• Question:-Should anyone associated with the Family Circus movie be permanently barred from Hollywood?
  The worst comic strip in history is being made into a movie, bought for $10 million no less. I think anyone who likes this comic is literally mentally retarded. Should anyone associated with making this abomination be permanently outlawed from working in Hollywood? I think so.
  
  Answer:-I always thought it was kind of funny, but definitely not worth a movie.
• Question:-What will you remember most about the "Family Circus" comic strip?
  Bill Keane, the creator of the comic strip is dead at 89
  
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• Question:-How do I write to:www.family circus?
  I wish to comment on the Family Circus cartoon in the Sunday paper on this date.7-2-06
  
  Answer:-Use Yahoo or Google...
• Question:-Why is there no video clip of the Family Circus father on Family Guy online?
  The dad from the comic strip Family Circus makes a cameo on Family Guy. All of the videos on Youtube don't work or they say "this video has violated our terms of service." Why is this?
  What part out of the 4 parts?
  
  Answer:-Go to youtube and type in Family Guy- Dog Gone. Someone has it split into four parts. You should go check it out.
  
  Oh and it probably violated terms of service by uploading a video that the person didn't have the rights to. which is probably what will happen to those videos.
  
  ***LOOK AT PART TWO. I THINK THE SET UP TO THE SCIT IS CUT OFF FROM THE END OF PART ONE BUT THE SECOND STARTS OFF WITH BRIAN AT THE BAR WITH THE DAD.*****
• Question:-Whom do you hate worse, Garfield or the people in The Family Circus?
  
  Actually India, I like all three!!! XD I'm asking others because I hear complaints.
  I like the Boondocks, too!
  
  Answer:-Family Circus. Garfield may be lame now, but at least it was once good.
  
  Nothing's been the same since Far Side and Calvin and Hobbs ended.
• Question:-How can I find my "Circus family"?
  Really....I believe I was a trapeze artist who is stuck in the wrong body.
  
  Answer:-I believe we are all your family.
  Some of us just feel like Home, at least they do to me.
  ((((Hugz))))) & Blessings!
• Question:-why do they still show Family Circus in the comics in the oregonian?
  over half the people that voted to replace peanuts said that they wanted to seee Family Circus leave too.
  Why do they still have it????????????
  
  Answer:-I've been wondering that for 10 years. It's not even funny. I think the newspapers are all afraid that if they remove Family Circus, that all the hard-headed Christains will start freaking out.
• Question:-Is "Family Circus" one of your favorites on the comics page?
  Aren't Dolly, Billy, Jeffy and Pig Pen the best?
  
  Answer:-no, and Pig Pen is in Peanuts (I really hope you're trolling here...)

tropic thunder

• Question:-Tropic Thunder?
  Has anyone Heard anything about the upcoming movie called Tropic Thunder? Its rated R but it has Jack Black, Ben Stiller, and Robert Downey Jr. If you have seen the preview do you think it will be a hit or a crash? Also I heard Tom cruise was appearing as a cameo. Have anyone heard anything else worthy of hearing about Tropic Thunder?
  
  Answer:-I think it will be amazing. I love that Robert Downey Jr will become a black man and start to really think he is "what do you mean "you people"" and then the real back guy "what do YOU mean "you people".
  It just looks so hilarious
  And i love Jack Black.
  
  This will be amazing hands down.
• Question:-TROPIC THUNDER!!!!!!
  who wants 2 go see Tropic Thunder @ the movies?? i do! heres the trailer!
  http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809912814/video/9194979
  
  tell me wat u think???
  
  
  Answer:-Saw this at the Washington, DC screening on the 10th.
  
  And Got Some I did. A comedy that is not Apatow's is refreshing nowadays. A relentless hard R comedy that fuses elements of practically every famous war film ever made. Beginning with trailers a la Grindhouse for every major character was already a sign of a hilarious film. While most of the humor was "funny-but-i'm-not-laughing" the same amount of laugh out loud humor and gags was provided as well, courtesy of mostly Stiller and Downey Jr. Who I wholeheartedly feel - stole the show. I can't say I've ever seen any character like his in a film of this genre, which already I feel will enter the classics. What's refreshing about Thunder is that it's actually original in certain aspects of the storyline; such as when they decide to shoot the film guerilla style in the jungle only to have the director of the film....- I'll leave this at that. A spoof of war films that isn't tireless or idiotic like the recent Epic/Date films... which do not even deserve to be called "spoofs". And be prepared for Cruise, who plays the most radical role of his entire career.
• Question:-tropic thunder???????
  do you know in tropic thunder when RDJ says im a lead farmer motherfucker!!!!!!!! yeah i know it was funny but how can i get that line as my ringtone???????
  
  Answer:-Why don't you use "I don't read the script, the script reads me" as your ringtone instead? It doesn't have the f-word in it. And I just though that line was funny anyway.
• Question:-Tropic Thunder - What is the name of the song playing during the DVD Menu screen?
  If you have seen the Tropic Thunder DVD, before you play the movie there is a song playing in the background at the menu screen. Does anyone know who that is. Its kind of sound like a Sting Desert Rain or Enigma type song.
  
  Answer:-i have the DVD and it is juss instrumental music in the background
• Question:-What do you think about the movie "Tropic Thunder" insulting the mentally challenged?
  What do you think about the movie "Tropic Thunder" insulting the mentally challenged? Just curious.
  
  Answer:-I usually don't care when movies make fun of certain groups of people, but "retard" used in the film is possibly the worst word ever to exist. So, I don't want to see the movie personally. That word just ticks me off.
• Question:-What is that song called in Tropic Thunder where the soldiers are in the helicopter?
  In Tropic Thunder what is the name of the song where the soldiers are going to there destination to shoot the movie in the jungle, and its a heavy strum and all?
  
  Answer:-Balls of Confusion by the Temptations.
• Question:-What are the TWO ring tones in Tropic Thunder aka tropical thunder?
  There are two ring tones that go off in tropic thunder, sometimes when we touch is one.... what is the other one? Ludicris? 50 cent?
  
  Answer:-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVf940pO5ME&feature=related 1st
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSsNB-T4k48 2nd
• Question:-What is the actors salary in the movie Tropic Thunder?
  What was each of the actors salaries for the movie Tropic Thunder?
  
  Esp. what did Tom Cruise get? He's usually making 20mil per movie, and he wasn't the main role in this movie.
  
  Why did he accept this part/role?
  
  Answer:-1 TROPIC THUNDER TO GET A SEQUEL STARRING LES GROSSMAN?
  
  Along with the news this week that he was nominated for a Golden Globe for his work in Tropic Thunder as sleazy movie mogul Les Grossman, Tom Cruise revealed to E! Online that he and Ben Stiller are talking about making additional short videos, and possibly a feature film, starring the repulsive, profanity-obsessed producer and sometime bootie dancer. The character, much like the male chauvanist motivational speaker that Tom Cruise played in Magnolia seems to me like someone who is funnier in small doses, but perhaps a fully comedic movie with him as the star is what his career needs right now. At least we're likely to get some more funny fake trailers out of it.
  
  
  Outside of speaking directly to the actor or his agent, the salary amounts are currently not listed on the internet.
  
  Ben Stiller's salary
  Zoolander (2001) $2,500,000
  There's Something About Mary (1998) $3,000,000
  
  Tom Cruise's salary
  War of the Worlds (2005) (20% profit participation)
  The Last Samurai (2003) $25,000,000 + % of profits
  Minority Report (2002) $25,000,000+
  Vanilla Sky (2001) $20,000,000 + 30% of Profits
  Mission: Impossible II (2000) $75,000,000 (gross participation)
  Eyes Wide Shut (1999) $20,000,000
  Jerry Maguire (1996) $20,000,000 against 15%
  Mission: Impossible (1996) $70,000,000 (gross participation)
  Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994) $15,000,000
  A Few Good Men (1992) $12,500,000
  Far and Away (1992) $13,000,000
  Days of Thunder (1990) $7,000,000
  Rain Man (1988) $3,000,000+% of gross
  Cocktail (1988) $3,000,000
  Top Gun (1986) $2,000,000
  Legend (1985) $500,000
  Risky Business (1983) $75,000
  Taps (1981) $50,000
• Question:-What movie previews were on the Tropic Thunder DVD?
  I remember renting tropic thunder the other day, and there were a bunch of movie previews for movies I wanted to see. I'm not talking about the fake previews at the beginning of tropic thunder. 10 points for whoever can tell me them all.
  
  Answer:-The Sololist
  Eagle Eye
  National Lampoon's Van Wilder:Freshmen Year
  Ghost Town
• Question:-What kind of glasses does Tom Cruise wear in Tropic Thunder?
  I was planning on being Les Grossman for halloween. Im just wondering what kind of glasses did Tom Cruise wear in Tropic Thunder.
  
  Answer:-lol that's a cool costume. Sorry, I don't know what type there are.

harry connick jr

• Question:-Has any one seen Harry Connick Jr's acting performance as a African American pastor from 12 years ago?
  I can't remember the title of the movie.
  Is he a hypocrite ?
  
  Answer:-Yes, he's a hypocrite. Here's the clip
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPAsLMqRcqs
  
  I saw that red Faces act the other night and those 5 dudes painted their faces black because the Jackson 5 were.......wait for it........shock horror........BLACK.
  
  There was no offence intended whatsoever.
• Question:-Does anyone else think Harry Connick Jr should be the next Idol judge?
  He's amazing! He's been more helpful to the contestants than any mentors in the past. His personality is infectious. Idol was getting kinda dull this season except for this week.
  
  Answer:-no
  We need someone funny
  like simon but with more laughter
• Question:-Can New Orleans find spokespeople other than Sandra Bullock or Harry Connick JR?
  
  
  Answer:-Anderson Cooper has been a real advocate for the city, too. Much of CNN's attention to New Orleans was because of him.
  And i agree with NOLA Guy about Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt and John Goodman.
  
  Ellen Degeneris is from here and has spoken well of the city- not sure what sort of contribution she's made though.
  
  Also Kermit Ruffins has become sort of "the face" of New Orleans. Especially if you look at "Treme" (or even The Real World: New Orleans) but he's done a lot of speaking about the city.
• Question:-Are all Americans as pathetic as Harry Connick Jr?
  Harry "cry baby" Connick.
  
  Answer:-He is a loser in any country in any language.
• Question:-Did you see Harry Connick Jr's Daughter Perform on The Early Show this morning?
  (Saturday Morning?) Did you think she could sing well? It sounded to me like I was listening to Kareoke! What did you think?
  
  Answer:-I know! I would be so embarrassed if I listened to that later on. I was actually asleep with the t.v on and it woke me up. That's what it sounded like. Straight out of a Karaoke bar. Terrible. It makes me sick that stars can use their influence to get their family these record deals. Look at all the housewife show. They have at least one housewife on each one of the shows that think they can sing. NOT!
• Question:-What are you going to do to celebrate Harry Connick Jr.'s 44th birthday on September 11?
  
  
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• Question:-Why was Harry Connick Jr. acting so obnoxious on American Idol this week?
  If that's his way of being funny, I certainly didn't like it.
  
  Answer:-He does seem a little rough around the edges. Looks like he's the kind of guy who gets a kick out of making others uncomfortable. I'm not much of a fan of that either. Not only that, but his performance wasn't all that much. Lady GAGA looked like she was drunk or otherwise affected as she staggered around the stage. I liked her outfit, but didn't think it was appropriate for American Idol. What ever happened to all the really good musicians and singers? Some of this stuff that sells these days is junk. If I heard it on the radio I'd change to a talk show! I do love Adam Lambert, though.
• Question:-When Harry Connick Jr records a Billy Joel song, how much does he have to pay Billy Joel?
  
  
  Answer:-When an artist or a band cover a published song there is a standard fee that goes to the composer and lyricist for each disc and each piece of sheet music sold . If the version becomes popular it could be very lucrative for the composer and lyricist .
• Question:-Some one threatened me at knifepoint and requested me to say the best musician ever born is Harry Connick Jr. ?
  What should I do cause I do not agree, but I don't want stabbed. Michael McDonald is clearly a better talent and vocalist.
  
  Answer:-TROLLIN' THE WORLD ARE WE?
• Question:-Did anybody else think it was Harry Connick Jr in Independence Day?
  When in fact it was Jeff Goldblum. Did anybody else think it was Harry Connick Jr? Or am I just stupid?
  
  Answer:-Noooooo....not even close in looks...... They were both in it, I had to check who he played. Connick was Capt. Jimmy Wilder, a minor part:
  http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/contributor/1800022371/photo/537707