mirror mirror

• Question:-mirror mirror?
  There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.
  
  Answer:-ha ha ha ha lmao that was super funny lmao i'm still laughing where did u get this or do u have anymore... ha ha ha
• Question:-Mirror, mirror?????????
  How do I turn my computer in to a mirror!? I ALREADY TRIED SCANNING A MIRROR!
  
  Answer:-You scanned the wrong type of mirror
• Question:-Mirror Mirror?
  Mirror, mirror on the wall
  Do you have to tell it all?
  Where do you get the glaring right
  To make my clothes look too darn tight?
  I think I'm fine but I can see
  You won't cooperate with me,
  The way you let the shadows play
  You'd think my hair was getting gray.
  What's that, you say? A double chin?
  No, that's the way the light comes in,
  If you persist in peering so
  You'll confiscate my facial glow,
  And then if you're not hanging straight
  You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight,
  I'm really quite upset with you
  For giving this distorted view;
  I hate you being smug and wise
  O, look what's happened to my thighs!
  I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
  Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
  If I look like this in my new jeans
  You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
  
  Answer:-Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
• Question:-mirror, MIRROR .......?
  1.) get yourself in a comfy position
  in front of a full-length mirror
  with baby in your lap. look into
  the mirror and be sure to keep
  your face expressionless.
  
  
  2.) now smile! really ham it up
  ans say in a high-pitched voice
  "mommy" looks happy!" feel free
  to throw in a few other short,
  descriptive phrases-like "mommy
  loves to smile!" or " mommy looks
  surprise!"
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  you can add more to you and your baby.... have a lovely day
  u and your baby on....... "PLAYING!" :D
  
  Answer:-Haha I have no idea what you are talking about but my little one loves to look in the mirror with mommy as well he smiles all over himself i guess he thinks he's handsome lol.
• Question:-What would you ask the magic mirror on the wall?
  Like "Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the most fabulous of them all?"
  
  Answer:-Well last time I was talking to a mirror named george and he was cool because his from the water and I like it because I like turtles and I said to him where can i find bloody mary and he said they broke up for seven years of bad luck. It was a good day.
• Question:-Are there such things as good mirror and bad mirror?
  I mean scientifically, is it possible to be a better mirror?
  
  Mirrors have different prices. What's the difference between cheap and expensive mirrors?
  
  Answer:-Yes, there are different classes of mirrors, depending on whether they are 'first' surface or 'second' surface; how reflective the mirror coating is, and (if it's a mirror like a telescope mirror) how accurate the curvature of the surface is.
  A 'second' surface mirror is like the one in your bathroom, where the mirror coating is on the back side (or second surface). A first surface mirror (like a telescope mirror) has the reflective coating on the first surface.
  Some mirrors use aluminum as the reflective coating. If not protected the aluminum will tarnish, so a more expensive coating uses 'protected' aluminum. Aluminum reflects about 90% of the light. A very expensive mirror might use exotic materials to boost the reflectivity to 98% or higher.
  For a telescope mirror the accuracy of the curved surface is measured in fractions of a wavelength. A 'one-quarter wave' mirror is the least expensive type. A 'one-tenth wave' mirror is more expensive, since it's accuracy is much greater.
• Question:-How to Replace the passenger Side Mirror (mirror only) on a 2000 Honda Accord EX?
  I have a 2000 Honda Accord EX with a broken mirror on the passenger side. I bought a new mirror glass, and I need help installing the new glass into the mirror housing. The back of the mirror has 3 holes to match up with the electric motor. I applied some pressure to the mirror trying to "snap" it into place, but I didn't want to break the $50 mirror.
  
  Please advise me on steps to install this mirror.
  
  -Malcolm
  
  Answer:-you are missing the piece that is on the broken part that goes into the holes between/
• Question:-How to put my rear view mirror back on when the arm is still attached to the window?
  Someone got mad and took it out on my rear view mirror. The Mirror itself is cracked and is off the window. I need to put it back on and I bought a new mirror I just don't know how to get the old arm off the window as there is no screw. Please help!
  
  Answer:-should be a single phillips screw or allen bolt holding it in place. there may be a little plastic trim piece covering it though.
  
  look at the backside of the mounting pad on your new mirror. it should show the underside of the screw.
• Question:-How to get through a house of mirrors/mirror maze?
  So I'm on vacation and there is a mirror maze. I went through it once and it was a lot harder than expected! Do you know of any techniques I can use to get through it really fast? I already tried only looking at the floor but it didn't help :/ Thank you!!
  
  Answer:-Right hand rule, keep your right hand in contact with the wall and always turn right. Supposed to work.
  
  Reference has lots of info.
  The wall follower, the best-known rule for traversing mazes, is also known as either the left-hand rule or the right-hand rule. If the maze is simply connected, that is, all its walls are connected together or to the maze's outer boundary, then by keeping one hand in contact with one wall of the maze the player is guaranteed not to get lost and will reach a different exit if there is one; otherwise, he or she will return to the entrance. This strategy works best when implemented immediately upon entering the maze.
  
  Another perspective into why wall following works is topological. If the walls are connected, then they may be deformed into a loop or circle. Then wall following reduces to walking around a circle from start to finish.
  
  If the maze is not simply connected (i.e. if the start or endpoints are in the center of the structure or the pathways cross over and under each other), this method will not be guaranteed to help the goal to be reached.
  
  
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• Question:-How much is to fix front side mirror for Chrysler town & country 2009?
  I hit the tree when I was backing up and broke the right side mirror.
  This mirror has auto adjustment sistem but those wires are still good so, I think I just need to
  rebuild whole body parts and mirror and to reconnect wires.
  
  This is a Chrysler Town and Country 2009.
  How much is to fix?
  
  Answer:-It depends on what kind of mirror you need , electric ,manual or trailer( some are heated) also OEM or aftermarket. Installation will usually take less than an hour. In my shop we charge $25.00 + parts and tax

tilt

• Question:-What is the optimum tilt angle for a solar panel in our area? What would the tilt?
  What is the optimum tilt angle for a solar panel in our area? What would the tilt
  angle be if you want to optimize your Summer or Winter energy production?
  
  Answer:-That's actually a more complicated question than it might seem at first.
  
  The simple answer for anyone above 23 degrees latitude is to tilt at latitude, so if your house is at 35 degrees latitude, you would tilt at 35 degrees.
  
  However, the best financial payback may be to optimize for summer (latitude + 15 in the northern hemisphere), if you have air conditioning bills that kick up your electric rates into the expensive tier. On the other hand, if you live in an area that gets very hot, the panel efficiency will go down, so it might be better to go latitude + 5 or so.
  
  To optimize for Winter, the simple answer is latitude - 15, but again, not so simple, if there's a chance you'll get snow on the panels.
  
  I have our panels set up so that I could readjust the tilt twice a year if desired, but I have never done so, yet. Too much trouble for a rooftop installation. And I'm concerned about 100 mph wind gusts picking up the panels in winter if I were to tilt them at a high angle. As far as I know, the vast majority of residential installations just follow the slope of the south-facing roof and take what they can get.
  
  If you're talking about water heating panels, I think the general practice is to just match the slope of the roof, and point them southwest (not south) in our area, because that's the optimum balance between the sun and the daytime temperature.
• Question:-How to tilt / turn my lawnmower to avoid mixing gas and oil?
  I have a lawnmower and plans to clean it. The problem is I don't know the best ways to turn or tilt it to avoid mixing gas with oil. Any ideas? Thanks.
  
  Answer:-If you want to clean the bottom of the deck you can turn it on it's side without any problem. There is a vent on one side of the crankcase, just keep this side up and there will not be a problem. As far as oil going into the cylinder this will not be a problem. The gas will not run into the crankcase. Don't leave it on its side but to clean it it will be fine.
• Question:-Is there a way to tilt my AC unit with a window that's clearly OLD?
  I live in an old apartment in Brooklyn (like most apartments out here). There is literally no way to tilt the unit because of the way it's designed. What can I do to give it a slight tilt so water stops coming into my room?
  
  Answer:-HVAC tech,: There are several ways to solve your problem. First you could get a board cut to the size of the a/c base, use some gorilla glue to attach a thin strip of wood where it will hit the inside front edge of the window sill.That will add a slight slope and the water will run outside. there are also cedar shingles that will slope it. They have a taper on them and would only need to be driven under the unit.
• Question:-What is the tilt response of a pyranometer?
  One of the specifications of a pyranometer is its tilt response. What does the value indicate?
  
  Answer:-http://solardat.uoregon.edu/LICORPyranometer.html This site should have all of the information you need to answer your question.
• Question:-What does the tilt of the earth have to do with leaves changing?
  What does the tilt of the earth have to do with leaves changing?
  
  Answer:-It is not becuase the world tilts that the leaves change, it is because the tilting ot the world brings on cooler climits and the coller climit is what cause the leave to change.
• Question:-How would i tilt a framed mirror on top of my fireplace?
  I have a framed mirror hanging on top of my fireplace, and all i can see it the ceiling. How can i tilt this mirror downwards?
  
  Answer:-it shold be hung on strong wire, place a small wood block on the back of the top of the frame. Make sure there is enough wire on the frame to allow for the mirror to tilt forward but still be secure
• Question:-How long is a Tilt alcoholic beverage good for before it can expire?
  Ive had this tilt sitting around since thanksgiving and came across it while cleaning out my fridge yesterday so now I am curious if its still consumable or if it will make me sick because Im really not willing to find out for myself. Please help!
  
  Answer:-As long as it is in your hand its good
  now seriously , it shold be fine if it was in the fridge , just take a sip , if it tasts good , then its good
• Question:-How much does Full Tilt Poker charge to play with real money?
  Does anyone know how much they charge to play with real money on full tilt poker site? Do they charge you when you transfer funds to bank? Do they take a cut from each pot? How does it work?
  
  Answer:-They dont charge when you transfer funds from a bank, but yes they charge a small cut from each pot, but you hardly notice. I think Full Tilt is the best online poker site going around, especially for new players because of their poker school and and their micro low limits (1cent and 2 cent blinds).
  They also have great bonuses for new players including the 100% deposit bonus for new players (deposit $50 and get $50 free! up to $600)
  
  When you sign up you just have to type in NAB25 into the promotion code box. I think you get an entry into a new player $1000 free roll as well
• Question:-How to stretch a tilt jump in dance?
  By the end of the year, I have a goal to perfect (well not perfect, but close to it) a pretty tilt jump. Does anyone have any advice on certain stretches that will help make my tilt jump wider? Also, any advice for doing a regular tilt on the ground so it looks its best? Thanks!
  
  Answer:-Did you try looking it up?
  I think pelvic stretches and core stretches. Your hamstrings as well becuase with most jumps I feel those muscles being pulled on.
  
  There are some youtube vids as well I think
• Question:-How does tilt and shift photography work?
  I've seen some examples of tilt and shift photography and I was wondering what other kind of results you can get from it, exactly how it works, how the tilt and shift lens works, ect...
  
  Answer:-Tilt and shift are lens movements that are most commonly found on large format cameras. Nikon and Canon did offer shift lenses for their 35mm equipment. And there is at least one aftermarket tilt lens.
  
  The basic idea is that if the lens is designed to project an image on the film plane that is significantly greater than the nominal size of the film, then it is possible to take advantage of that capability to change what the film actually sees through the lens. To do this, the lens is either shifted horizontally or vertically, or rotated about a horizontal or vertical axis (or some combination of these movements) to create the desired effect.
  
  By shifting the lens laterally or vertically, the field of view can changed from the normal field (which is directly 'on axis' with the lens) to something that is off the lens axis. That is, the framing of the image can be changed to shift it to one side or the other, or up or down. An example of shift is when photographing a field that includes a mirror - with the lens on-axis, the camera will see a reflection of itself in the mirror. But by shifting the lens to one side, the field of view seen by the film can be changed to exclude the image of the camera in the mirror.
  
  Vertical shift is also knows as rise or fall.. When photographing a building, it is often necessary to tilt the camera up to include the top of the building. This causes the image of a rectangular building to be distorted -that is, the verticals tend to converge. By raising the lens vertically, it may be possible to frame the entire height of the building without having to tilt the camera, thereby keeping the vertical lines of the building vertical in the image.
  
  Tilt is the capability of rotating the plane of the lens so that it is no longer parallel with the plane of the film. Normally, image planes that are not parallel with the film plane will be rendered out of focus in the image. While this can be compensated for to some degree by increasing depth of field, there is only so far that you can go with that approach. Without going into excessive detail, it is sufficient to say that this make it possible to create an image in which an image plane that is NOT parallel to the film plane will appear to be in focus in the image. The Schleimpflug Principle provides a graphical method for determining the amount of tilt (lens plane rotation about a horizontal axis) or swing (lens plane rotation about a vertical axis) is needed to make create a sharp image plane with the subject plane is not parallel with the film plane.