a christmas story

• Question:-How do I tell the Christmas Story to Kindergarteners?
  I was assigned a project for my Bible class where I have to teach the Christmas/Nativity story to a Kindergarten class. Any ideas on how I can tell it at their level and keep their attention?
  
  Answer:-Get a children's book with nice pictures and the story told in simple words. You can read and stop to show the pictures. Have one for my grandchildren they love it.
• Question:-what is the name of the Christmas story of Santa accompanying a dying soldier?
  it was on the radio this year on christmas of a dying soldier how was accompanied by santa while on his death bed. i am trying to find it on youtube but i cant, can anyone give me the name of the story.
  
  Answer:-Is this some kind of South Park humor?
• Question:-What is the title of the christmas story in the description?
  I can only remember parts of the story. I know it is about four different peoples christmases, and one is an orphan. They all tie together in some way and one of them ends up adopting the orphan(or the sister does) when they find her nearly frozen behind (a dumpster?) because she ran away. one person is rich and in her dads restraunt they have a christmas tree people can put wishes on (One is a ski trip and another is new shoes) and the little orphan puts her wish on it asking for a family.
  
  Answer:-What Child Is This? by Caroline B Cooney
  
  From School Library Journal
  
  "A heart-tugging story with an upbeat ending, told in alternating chapters by the young people involved. Eight-year-old Katie, an emotionally starved foster child, writes a wish on a paper bell that will be hung on a Christmas tree in a local restaurant. There, members of the community can choose a request and give a gift to a needy child. However, Katie doesn't ask for toys or clothing?she wishes for a family. Although the social worker says her request is inappropriate, Matt, a high school student who lives in the same foster home and works in the restaurant, hangs the bell on the tree. Liz, Matt's classmate, is upset when her uncaring father reads the wish, calls it ridiculous, and tears up the bell. Meanwhile, Liz's older sister struggles with her grief over the recent death of her baby. When Matt tells Katie on Christmas Eve that her wish will not come true, the devastated girl runs out into a blizzard, setting off a chain of events that brings about a resolution befitting a holiday tale."
• Question:-What should I write my Christmas story about?
  I need to write a short Christmas story or poem for my school. It's for a club I'm in called Young Authors. For every major holiday we make a booklet filled with short stories, poems, and songs that we write. I'm looking for some good ideas for mine. I don't want whole stories, just ideas.
  
  Answer:-about christmas eve night waiting for santa or about drinking hot chocolate while watching the snow
• Question:-What does the donkey symbolize in the Christmas Story?
  I'm writing a modern version of the Christmas Story, and was wondering what the correlation of the donkey could be in our time. I was thinking of making it a bike or something, but I'm not sure how that fits.
  
  Answer:-Don't know!
• Question:-Where can i find bunny pajamas like the one in a Christmas story?
  Does anyone know where i can find pink footy bunny pajamas like the ones on a Christmas story? I want to get them for my nephew (as a joke of course), but i can't seem to find them anywhere.
  
  Answer:-pajama city.com or just google it i did and there are tons of sites that sell them even some on ebay
• Question:-What would be a good Christmas prose and poetry story?
  I need to find a Christmas (i don't know why but my teacher chose Christmas) story that i can do for my speech/communication applications class. Just keep in mind that i can't vary my voice to much. I can do the voice of a little girl pretty well but i have a harder time doing guy voices but it's still do-able.
  
  Answer:-"the night before christmas"
  http://www.christmas-tree.com/real/christmasstories/nightbeforechristmas.html
  i do christmas stuff in the summer all the time...you'd be surprised how just thinking along those lines will affect you physically and mentally.
  you could probably do the songs in prose too...if your any good at that stuff...which seems to be the syllabus of the course
  http://www.christmas-tree.com/real/christmassongs.html
• Question:-Any suggestions as to where to submit a short Christmas story for publication?
  It is a first person fictional story about a man who reflects on a childhood Christmas event.
  Adam. I need to copyright it first. I am hoping there is a publisher who will help with that.
  
  Answer:-I'm not sure where you could get it published, you might have to google publishing companies.
  
  Sounds intriguing though, would I be able to read it??
  
  If so, its adamtheaker93@hotmail.co.uk =) =)
• Question:-Where can I go to get a good christmas story for theatre class?
  I need a christmas story for theatre class to act out. Or any type of plays for christmas. Maybe original kind of stuff? Anyone know any sites I can go to, to get some plays or acts or anything? thanks :]
  
  Answer:-Try the website for anchorage press plays. Also see if you can find the script for "The Gift of the Magi" its a very touching story about a poor husband and wife and their sacrifice of love for Christmas.
• Question:-What type hat did Randy wear in the movie called "a christmas story" when him and ralphie visited santa?
  Can anybody tell me the name of the type of hat Randy, Ralphie's little brother wore in the film\movie called "A Christmas Story" when they were at the mall visiring santa? Its looks like the long hat the sandman wears but has a ball at the tip like a santa's hat.
  
  Answer:-I think that they are called "Stocking Caps".

palindrome

• Question:-palindrome?
  what is the longest palindrome you can come up with? I once heard a sentance that was one, but I forgot it...have at it!
  
  Answer:-Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.”
• Question:-Palindrome??????????????
  What is a single word obscene palidrome? Like a curse word or an offensive word?
  
  HURRY ITS FOR MY SENIOR SCAVENGER HUNT NOW!!!
  
  Answer:-boob?
• Question:-How to write a palindrome program in Java?
  Create a Palindrome application that prompts the user for a string then displays a message indicating whether or not the string is a palindrome. A palindrome is a word or phrase that is spelled the same backwards and forwards. For example, “mom” is a palindrome, as well as “kayak” and “Never odd or even”.
  
  Answer:-Here ya go be sure to best answer
  
  
  public class Palindrome {
  private String pal;
  
  public Palindrome(String initPal) {
  pal = initPal.toUpperCase();
  }
  
  public boolean isPalindrome() {
  
  if (pal.length() <= 1) {
  // String has only one character so it
  // is a Palindrome by definition.
  return true;// BASE CASE.
  }
  
  // Get the first and last characters of the String.
  char first = pal.charAt(0);
  char last = pal.charAt(pal.length()-1);
  
  if (Character.isLetter(first) &&
  Character.isLetter(last)) {
  // The first and last characters are both letters..
  
  if (first != last) {
  // The first and last letters are different
  // so the string is not a Palindrome.
  return false; // BASE CASE.
  }
  else {
  // The first and last characters are both letters,
  // and they are both the same. So, the string is
  // a palindrome if the substring created by dropping
  // the first and last characters is a palindrome.
  Palindrome sub = new Palindrome(
  pal.substring(1,pal.length()-1));
  return sub.isPalindrome(); // RECURSIVE CASE.
  }
  }
  else if (!Character.isLetter(first)) {
  // The first character in the string is not a letter.
  // So the string is a palindrome if the substring created
  // by dropping the first character is a palindrome.
  Palindrome sub = new Palindrome(pal.substring(1));
  return sub.isPalindrome(); // RECURSIVE CASE.
  }
  else {
  // The last character in the string is not a letter.
  // So the string is a palindrome if the substring created
  // by dropping the last character is a palindrome.
  Palindrome sub = new Palindrome(
  pal.substring(0,pal.length()-1));
  return sub.isPalindrome(); // RECURSIVE CASE.
  }
  }
  
  public static void main(String[] args) {
  Palindrome p1 = new Palindrome("Madam, I'm Adam.");
  System.out.println(p1.isPalindrome());
  Palindrome p2 = new Palindrome("Nope!");
  System.out.println(p2.isPalindrome());
  Palindrome p3 = new Palindrome("dad");
  System.out.println(p3.isPalindrome());
  Palindrome p4 = new Palindrome("Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.");
  System.out.println(p4.isPalindrome());
  }
  }
• Question:-What is the first palindrome greater than 10000 and divisible by 3?
  What is the first palindrome greater than 10000 and divisible by 3? Please help!
  
  Answer:-10101.
  
  Any number less than this (and greater than 10000) will not be a palindrome. Moreover, 10101 / 3 = 3367.
  
  I hope that helps!
• Question:-What is the longest palindrome you can think of?
  I saw a person ask what a palindrome is. What is the longest palindrome? Or, longest one (most letters) that you can think of?
  
  Answer:-The longest single English word in common usage which is a palindrome is REDIVIDER, although the contrived chemical term DETARTRATED is two letters longer. In Finnish there is a 25-letter palindromic word: SOLUTOMAATTIMITTAAMOTULOS which means the result from a measurement laboratory for tomatoes, although technically it is a compound of four words. There is also the equally long SAIPPUAKUPPINIPPUKAUPPIAS which means soap cup trader.
• Question:-How can I write a java program to check a palindrome of a string?
  My Lecturer asked me to write a java program to check a palindrome of a string? Could you kindly show me how to maybe be give an example.
  
  Answer:-boolean isPalindrome(String s){
  for (itn i=0; i < string.length()/2; i++)
  if (s.charAt(i) != s.charAt(string.length()-i))
  return false;
  return true;
  }
  
  ... you might want to check the end points .. but its the general idea
  
  this is a palindrome
  
  asdffdsa
• Question:-What's the longest palindrome made without using a palindrome-generating program?
  I'm trying to make the longest palindrome that doesn't make use of a generator. How long is the longest one that doesn't use a generator?
  
  Answer:-Finnish has the longest single-word palindromes, with two entries: “saippuakivikauppias,” which means “soap stone dealer”; and “solutomaattimittaamotulos,” which means “the result from a measurement laboratory for tomatoes.” Depending on who you ask, “tattarrattat,” “kinnikinnik,” or “detartrated” is the longest single-word palindrome in English, though some would say these words are not really part of the English language, since they are contrived or almost never used.
• Question:-3digit postive integers.What is the probability that any thee-digit palindrome is also a multiple of eleven?
  You are given a special set of numbers that contains all three-digit positive integers that are palindromes. What is the probability that any thee-digit palindrome is also a multiple of eleven?
  
  Answer:-Since the numbers are in a form xyx, There are nine possible digits for x (1-9) and ten for y (0-9). So off the bat, there are only 90 numbers in this set.
  
  101x + 10y = 11z
  
  For any given x, only one value of y at most is going to produce a multiple of 11. That's because whichever value it is, the next one up will be y+11, and y only goes from 0 to 9.
  
  At x=1, the value of y has to be 2, for the number 121.
  At x=2, y=4, for 242.
  x=3, y=6: 363
  x=4, y=8: 484
  
  As you can see there's a pattern where y=2x. If you add or subtract 11 to y you can still have a multiple of 11.
  
  At x=5, y=10, and since y=10 is not an acceptable value, there is no multiple of 11 where x=5.
  
  At x=6, y=12. y=12 is not valid but you can subtract 11 to get it back into range. x=6, y=1: 616. And 616 = 11 × 56.
  
  x=7, y=14 -> 3: 737
  x=8, y=16 -> 5: 858
  x=9, y=18 -> 7: 979
  
  All nine values of x except for 5 had a single palindrome divisible by 11. So out of 90 palindromes, 8 were divisible by 11.
  
  8/90 = 4/45
• Question:-How to write a class Palindrome() to identify palindromes from a set of strings?
  Palindrome is a word that reads the same forward and backward. Needs to accept the strings and confirm or deny its palindrome.
  
  Answer:-yeah, you want to read in the words (strings)
  eg string a = "hannah"
  string b = "doctor"
  string c = "flower"
  
  now reverse each string
  string a2 = "hannah"
  string b2 = "rotcod"
  string c2 = "rewolf"
  
  now create an argument that says
  if a = a2,
  give output as "this word is a palindrome"
  
  else
  give output as "this word is not a palindrome"
  
  you could also include something in there which tells the program to ignore whether characters in the string are upper- or lower-case, so that it doesn't tell you that "Hannah" is different to "hannaH"
  
  hope you can form a program from this in whatever language you're using
• Question:-How do I can write a program "Palindrome"to testing if a line of text (read from the keyboard) is apalindrome?
  A palindrome is a text consisting of the same sequence of characters read
  backwards, as if read from the front. Ignore all characters that are not letters, and consider
  an upper case letter to be equal to the corresponding lower case letter. Examples of
  palindromes:
  "Anna" "x" "Ff" "A1 n2%}=3N{[a]" "Was it a rat I saw?”
  Sorry! In Java.
  
  Answer:-in java.
  
  import java.util.*;
  public class Palindrome {
  
  public static void main(String args[]){
  Scanner sc=new Scanner(System.in);
  isPalindrome(sc.nextLine());
  }
  
  public static void isPalindrome(String s){
  s=s.replaceAll("[^a-zA-Z]","");
  s=s.toLowerCase();
  char[] orgStr =s.toCharArray();
  String revStr="";
  for(int i=orgStr.length-1;i>=0;i--){
  revStr+=orgStr[i];//System.out.println(orgStr[i]);
  }
  if(s.equals(revStr)){System.out.println("its a PALINDROME");}
  else {System.out.println("its not a PALINDROME");}
  }
  }

flat tax

• Question:-Flat tax???!?!?!?
  I need reasons that we should switch to a flat tax system....and what the benefits would be of this switch...
  
  Answer:-Well a flat tax certainly would be fair. The poorest person would pay at the same rate as Bill Gates and Warren Buffet. It would be simple because all income would be subject to tax and there would be no deductions.
  
  But would it be a workable system? When the average middle class or poor taxpayer finds out his taxes are going up and taxes for the rich are going down, what do you think? Is it fair that a single mom with 2 children making $15000 a year who with the EIC pays no taxes now be able to make ends meet when she suddenly has to pay income tax? Is it fair that some with Social Security or a VA pension as their only income have to pay income tax? Why shouldn't some one who is rich not have to pay a higher rate than a middle class family? After all, hasn't this country been good to them?
  
  There is a flat tax proposal out there called the fair tax that is similar to what you are asking about. It proposes that all income be free of tax and instead a 30% sales tax be added to nearly every retail purchace. I don't like it because it is bad for the poor, families, the middle class, Social Security recieients and nearly everyone except the rich.
  
  By the way a flat tax won't make the IRS any smaller because some one still has to collect a flat tax or fair tax or what ever system we decide on.
• Question:-Flat Tax???
  What is flat tax? and how does flat tax adversely affect the middle class?
  
  Answer:-A flat tax would replace the current system with a single percentage for everyone. Right now, the system increases as income increases. For example, you only pay 10% tax on the first $10,000, then you pay 15% on the next $10,000. A flat tax would make it a single percentage, say 20%, for the full $20,000. Since the highest tax bracket is 35%, a flat tax would need to lower to avoid seriously harming low income people. This would allow for the wealthiest to receive huge tax breaks over the current system.
• Question:-flat tax...?
  what are the pros and cons of a national flat tax?
  
  Answer:-There are only CONS because a "Flat tax" or a "Fair Tax" would be anything BUT "fair." It would greatly benefit the very RICHEST of Americans and the very poorest Americans, but everyone else in the middle would feel the greatest squeeze.
  
  By way of contrast, most states that have sales taxes have roughly a 50 percent tax base. With the FairTax’s 100 percent base, consumers would pay taxes on a great many things that may not intuitively seem like consumption. The list would include:
  Purchases of new homes
  Rent
  Interest on credit cards, mortgages and car loans
  Doctor bills
  Utilities
  Gasoline (30 percent in addition to current taxes, which would not be repealed)
  Legal fees
  
  At today’s prices, gasoline would cost almost $1 per gallon more. A $150,000 new home would run $195,000 – plus the 30 percent tax that the buyer would pay on the interest on the mortgage. In short, the FairTax taxes everything that one buys, with the one notable exception of education. Any exceptions to the tax base (for instance, eliminating rent or credit card interest from the tax base) would require an offsetting increase in the rate.
  
  When Athens was ruled by dictators, an era we now call tyranny, each person paid the same tax. This levy was an onerous burden for nearly all except the rich. Thinking about this tax burden eventually gave birth to the moral basis of tax- the more and individual gains from living in a civilized society, the greater his obligation to maintain that society with his taxes.
  
  Here's a little homework for you all. Visit a "fair" tax or "flat" tax website such as fairtax.org, visit their "about us" section and then google the founders of that organization. Just about ALL of them are BILLIONAIRES. Now ask yourself "Would a billionaire REALLY want "fair" taxation or just taxation that helps THEM out?" I think we ALL know the answer to that one...
• Question:-How would a flat tax system improve the economy ?
  Recently I asked how people felt about a national sales tax to replace the current IRS system of payroll/income taxes. Someone mentioned a flat tax system - I was wondering how a flat tax system could benefit the working poor and the middle class ? Would it be better for them , or would it just save the rich more money ?
  
  Answer:-we would still have the IRS - no improvement
  
  the original Income Tax WAS a flat tax - but congress changed that - no improvement
  
  in 1986 they tried a three tiered flat tax - but congress puts in 4000 changes a year - no improvement
  
  guess it's time for the FAIRTAX and get rid of the IRS
  
  BIG IMPROVEMENT
  
  takes 3% of our Gross Domestic Product just to comply with IRS regulations and rules (that's gross)
  
  takes us 24-30 hours just to prepare our taxes - and if we make a mistake - OH how we are liable!!!
  
  so let's all pay at the cash register! ALL! and all Americans will get a tax 'prebate' since we dop not pay on the poverty level of taxes.
  
  so for me - about $26k salary - would get 28% MORE take home pay including the prebate.
  
  It would bring in more taxes 1.4 trillion would go up to 2 trillion
  would pay for Social Security and Medicare and the Federal Govt
  
  And all would pay - even the visitors to the US!
  **************************************************
  11 Trillion $$$$ comes home from overseas savings banks
  ***************************************************
  our goods cost 20% less overseas (and here) which should increase our economy WOWOWOWOWOWOW
  ***************************************************
  
  but we will lose our home mortgage deduction (dangle the carrot)
  uhhhhhhhh remember Boss Hogg? 10% of 10% of 10%
  sounds like a lot
  butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
  only 45 % of taxpayers file a schedule A -
  Anddddddddddddddddddddddddd
  we can only claim that amount over the 10,000 that IRS now
  gives us -
  annnnnnddddddddd
  we only get to keep the percentage that we go over that 10k
  soooooooooo would I rather have the 2% I might get back
  
  or the 28 % sure thing
  
  wow - I am really confused - 2 or 28 - - - - - - - - -
  
  let me have the cart load of carrots - and you can keep the one!
  
  all the best
• Question:-What are the cons of a flat tax amongst businesses?
  If we had a flat tax on all business income instead of the sales tax we have today, would we generate more income? I admit I do not know a lot about our business income tax laws, but what do you think?
  
  Answer:-I agree you don't know a lot about business income taxes.
  Business pay income tax, not a sales tax. They might pay sales taxes on items they consume, but for the most part, consumers pay the sales tax.
  
  The impact of a flat tax on business would of course depend on the rate. After all, there's a big difference between paying a 5% rate and a 55% rate. The first would bring joy, the second, many bankruptcies.
• Question:-Why would any person earning an average wage support a flat tax?
  Just to give you an idea of flat tax. The UKIP wants it in the UK. They advocate a flat tax of 33% for all incomes. Of course very low income earners may benefit from this as they may be bumped off the tax system, however the average wage tax bracket in the uk is 22% and the top bracket is 40%. So essentially a flat tax would give the normal workers a 11% tax hike and the rich a 7% tax cut. Why would anyone on a normal wage support ideas like this?
  
  Answer:-Because they're too stupid to see the sense of what you say? There have been many fringe nut cases in Australia who have suggested this sort of tax too...(in fact some of those fringe nut cases used to run the country under Howard). Pauline Hanson was another who thought flat tax was a great idea. She also thought Aboriginals were all cannibals, but that's another story.
  
  And you would be amazed at how many on an average wage thought it was a good idea.
  
  They get told that if they work hard and earn more they will be better off under this system and that if the progressive tax system stays when their wages rise they will lose most of it to the tax man.
  
  And as I said they are stupid enough to believe it. They are also stupid enough to believe that hard work will get them the high wages. But no matter how hard you work on a process line, you're never going to be in the top marginal tax bracket, are you?
• Question:-Proponents of a flat tax believe that tax revenues can actually rise even when the flat tax is lower than curr?
  Proponents of a flat tax believe that tax revenues can actually rise even when the flat tax is lower than current income tax rates. How could this happen and why? What's your position on this issue?
  
  Answer:-Many proponents of the flat tax start at an income level which exempts minimum wage earners. Dependents are the only variable exemption. There are no interest payments, house taxes, sales taxes earned income credits or any other deductions. That net amount is subject to a flat tax rate and everyone pays. I like the idea and feel that the person who earns the most should keep the most. Even in the Communist society those in the know had all the benefits.
• Question:-Is the flat tax a liberal or conservative value?
  I can see great benefits in controlling the writeoffs that the rich use a corporate welfare. But the rate should be 25% not 17%. Are there any others liberals that support the flat tax?
  
  Answer:-IM GOING TO GIVE WALLSTREET MORE TAX CUTS AND BONUSES
• Question:-Would a flat tax bring in more revenue for the government?
  I am under the impression that there is a large portion of our society that pays no income tax at all. In fact, my neighbor worked six months out of the year last year and got back more than she paid in? Would a flat tax, along with the elimination of the IRS, bring in more revenue than our current system? Has anyone done any studies on this, and could you provide a link?
  
  Answer:-Absolutely not. The vast majority of our country's money is grouped with the richest 1% of the country. Increasing taxes among the poor will barely increase revenue and will just put them in a worse position. In the meantime, a flat tax would reduce taxes for the rich, which would drastically reduce revenue. Btw, about 40-50% of people pay no federal income tax. They still pay a myriad of other taxes to federal, state, and local taxes.
• Question:-Why wouldn't lowering the corporate tax as well as a flat tax for Americans work?
  I don't understand why Corporate taxes are so high?
  Why wouldn't a flat tax for Americans work?
  Why not lower the taxes to a bare minimum on the money offshore so It will come back to the USA?
  Why not do double back flips for small businesses.
  What am I missing here?
  
  Answer:-Serious questions take many words to provide a serious answer.
  
  A flat tax would be devastating to the middle and lower classes and the very wealthy would welcome it because their tax rates would fall even more.
  
  CONSIDER THIS: If you tinker with the WAY we collect taxes WITHOUT CHANGING THE TOTAL REVENUE, do you possibly think that the wealthy would pay more while giving tax relief to the working class? I doubt any reform does that.
  
  Dick Armay's flat tax plan only considered wages, salaries, and pensions as income, while all other wealth transfer, such as investment and business income completely escaped taxation.
  
  Warren Buffet, the wealthiest man in America, says that his secretary pays taxes at a higher rate than him. There are some honest rich people who recognize the already unfair tax system. Flat tax systems or VATs are not the answer.
  
  Over the past 30 years, Republicans have convinced the public that they should be grateful to the wealthy for thier jobs, proclaiming that without a rich investor there would be no jobs. But that could not be further from the truth. Without workers there would be no wealthy. They claim expiration of a tax cut on the wealthiest 3% would be a job killer. Michael Steele and fellow Republicans fail to show us how. Will Republicans hide their money in their mattresses after the tax increase or will they continue seeking the highest investment returns possible?
  
  I'll tell you about the injustice of the American tax system. The working class pays more in taxes than the investment class.
  
  Workers pay a marginal rate of 40.3% (25% federal, 15.3% FICA)
  
  The wealthy investment class pays a marginal rate of 15% (15% capital gains taxes, near 0% Social Security and Medicare).
  
  Ask yourself why workers are taxed at nearly triple the rate of investors.
  
  There are just four ways to create wealth:
  
  1. Sell natural resources, such as animal, vegetable, and mineral
  2. Labor
  3. Intellectual and creative invention
  4. Exploit someone else's efforts from no's 1-3 above
  
  Of all these, #4 gets treated most favorably by our tax system. Investors create nothing of value.
  
  The wealthy cannot make money off their investments without someone to raise the livestock, pick the crops, or mine the copper. They cannot make money without workers. Their investments will not grow without inventors designing products or writing movie scripts.