tiger woods

• Question:-tiger woods?
  This question is for people like Skip Bayless who think Tiger Woods isnt the greatest golfer or athlete of all time. What do you think now? The man won the US open with practically a broken knee. He has won 14 majors, is the richest athlete in the world, the most recognizable athlete in the world. What more do you need to see he is the greatest golfer and athlete to ever live. His performance this week should be enough.
  
  Answer:-golf is not a sport golfers are not atheletes...............
  you need to get over it!!!!!!!!!!
• Question:-Tiger Woods......................?
  A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
  
  The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
  
  The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
  
  "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
  
  "Tiger Woods."
  
  "Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
  
  "Yeah."
  
  "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
  
  The husband and wife then make passionate love.
  
  When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
  
  "What are you doing?" asks the wife.
  
  The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
  
  "Tiger wouldn't do that."
  
  "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
  
  "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
  
  The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
  
  When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
  
  The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
  
  "Tiger wouldn't do that."
  
  "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
  
  "He'd come back to bed and do it again."
  
  The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
  
  When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
  
  The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
  
  "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
  A friend told it to me. Thought golf fans would get a kick out of it.
  Yeah the end could use a boost.
  
  Answer:-really funny dude...lol...
• Question:-Tiger woods?
  This question is for people like Skip Bayless who think Tiger Woods isnt the greatest golfer or athlete of all time. What do you think now? The man won the US open with practically a broken knee. He has won 14 majors, is the richest athlete in the world, the most recognizable athlete in the world. What more do you need to see he is the greatest golfer and athlete to ever live. His performance this week should be enough.
  Darth Maul I have alot of issues with Jordan, like he was david sterns b*tch (cough), Overrated (cough) had a great team surrounding him (cough) but thats another story.
  
  Answer:-Tiger is dominating at an amazing pace, but to call him the greatest that has ever lived is too early. He isn't even close to Sam Snead's career wins and is still 4 short of Nicklaus's major tournament record. If he doesn't win again (not that I think that will happen) there is NO WAY you can call him the greatest that has ever lived.
  Don't buy the hype... TW embellished that injury, it only adds to his legacy.
• Question:-How can Tiger Woods get away without being questioned by the police for days?
  Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree, went to the hospital, was released and State Troopers are turned away from his house when they try to question him. If a common man did this he would have a warrant issued for his arrest for not cooperating with law enforcement. Please explain.
  
  Answer:-Same reason that Dick Cheney wasn't charged for not reporting shooting a man in the face. There are special rules in this country if you are rich.
  
  Of course, technically, he doesn't have to talk to the police under the 5th amendment, but it seems they are jerking the police around and trying to come up with a story.
  
  To the folks who insist that it isn't a police matter, it is. It could be reckless driving, it could be a domestic abuse case, it could be driving impaired (Sleepy, angry, etc.) The accident and the circumstances make it probable cause and anyone else would have been escorted to the police station for questioning, probably when they were released from the hospital.
• Question:-What is the fascination with Tiger Woods and his marriage?
  He isn't supported by our taxes so he doesn't have to answer to us.
  
  There are only a handfull of people Tiger needs to apologize to and I (along with most of the rest of the world) are not on that list.
  
  The only people he needs to apologize to is his family and friends - nobody else.
  
  If you don't agree with what Tiger did, don't patronize his sponsors.
  
  I have NO idea what the fascination with Tiger woods is. He did what a lot of other people have done and you leave them alone.
  
  People need to get a life.
  
  Answer:-Well I don't really care about Tiger woods all that much. I think the big hype about Tiger is he's good looking black man. What he did is between his family and god!
• Question:-I bought Tiger Woods 09 for the Wii, How do you play with 2 people using the same wii somewhere else?
  3 people are trying to play TIger woods golf 09 on the wii online using only two consoles. Is there anyway to get everyone to play at the same time or does everyone have to use a seperate wii?
  
  Answer:-You can't do that online, since there is only one person per EA account.
• Question:-How did Tiger Woods' car accident lead to the uncovering of a string of sex scandals?
  Initially, I saw a news story about Tiger Woods being involved in a car accident in front of his family home. The story suggested that he had not been drinking. Then the nights that followed, the news uncovered that he had been involved in a string of sex scandals... the story just kept escalating. Just how are the two stories related, and why did he get uncovered immediately after the accident?
  
  Answer:-After (or before) the accident his wife busted his car window with one of his golf clubs. This was suspicious because she hit the back window and then said she did it to get him out of the car following the accident. Many people suspected that his wife broke the window after a fight because of his cheating. This led to a lot of questions about his relationships with other women. Then the sex scandal. That's how the stories are related.
• Question:-What effect will the Tiger Woods scandal have on the sport of Golf?
  The Kobe Bryant scandal and the Michael Vick scandal didn't really affect the image of the sports of basketball and football, respectively - their actions brought repercussions on themselves at a personal level.
  
  But golf is different than those sports - it has more of a gentlemanly and classy image. So, will this Tiger Woods scandal bring down the sport of golf in a way? Or, do you think that it'll be the same as Kobe and Vick scandals, in that it won't affect the image of the sport of golf?
  
  Answer:-Tiger Woods can learn from Michael Jordan. First, he needs to quit golf, but then a year later come back. Then he needs to quit again, try to play hockey, and after that fails play golf again with a different sponsor
• Question:-Is it fair that tiger woods will lose a quarter of his fortune to a gold digger?
  Do you think it's fair that elin will recieve over 750 million dollars in her divorce from tiger woods? I find it quite sad.
  
  Answer:-yup. ya pays your money ya takes your chances. just like the folks at the nascar races who complain about cars landing on them when that's what they came to see in the first place. the alternative is to watch guys turn left all day
• Question:-Exactly why would tiger woods allow people to get on his business about his unfaithfulness to his wife?
  People are so nosy to know about his personal business regarding his unfaithfulness toward his wife and i cant stand the media being all over this making lies and making tiger woods fans to go up against tiger woods.
  
  We pay for him to play sports not get on his personal business. We are all casting judgment against tiger woods as if you even know him now the women who was with tigers woods has became famous.
  
  What a nosy world we all live in. Stop peaking into his personal business.
  
  Answer:-This man's fortune is based on his POPULARITY. His endorsements don't just come from the fact that he's an athlete. They come from the fact that people used to adore him, ESPECIALLY WOMEN. I guess when you're famous, it's just not as simple as "mind your own business." It should be, though. I think at the very least the media should be a lot more sensitive to his wife and children than to keep unearthing it. He might have asked for this but THEY didn't.